Notices & Status

Status ledger

When a line above changes, it changes on this record, with the date.

How official announcements work

1. An account, a listing or the token’s address is official only once it appears on this page.
2. In the same update the buttons on the landing page open, pointing at the same verified addresses.
3. Anything that appears elsewhere but not on this page — a chat message, a reply, a look-alike domain, a direct message offering early access — did not come from us.

Check this page, and check the address bar: the only domain of this project is staystable.lol.

Character, satire and independence

Do Kwonkey is an original cartoon donkey wearing a shouting human head, drawn for this brand. The Paddock, its incident log and the Stay Stable game are fictional settings built around that character. The joke is aimed at an idea — confidence used as a substitute for a mechanism — and nothing on this site should be read as a statement of fact about the conduct of any real person or company.

This project is independent. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by or sponsored by any real person, company, protocol or stablecoin, and no one referred to by resemblance has had any part in it.

What $KWONKEY is, and is not

$KWONKEY is a community-culture token concept. It is not a stablecoin, it is not pegged or redeemable against anything, and it carries no promise of value, yield or return. Assets of this kind can lose all of their value quickly, and the character of this brand does not change that.

Nothing here is investment, legal or tax advice. If a token is ever launched, read what is published on this page and decide for yourself, with money you can afford to lose.

Keeping this page honest

Each change to the status ledger will be dated on this page, and old states are not silently overwritten. If a line here ever disagrees with something you saw elsewhere, this page is the one that counts.